videocamera: (in high school everything changed)
Andrew Detmer ([personal profile] videocamera) wrote in [community profile] musetrash 2014-05-06 01:37 pm (UTC)

[referring to the aggressive driver tailgating them in his Bronco]
Matt Garetty: Go around.
Steve Montgomery: Ah, it's just some redneck assholes.
Andrew Detmer: Steve! Steve! Steve! Take the camera. Take the camera.
[Steve takes the camera and turns it to show Andrew in the back sit turning to look at the truck tailgating behind them]
Andrew Detmer: Alright, just make sure it's zoomed out a little.
Steve Montgomery: Gotcha, I can see you.
[the truck keeps tailgating them and honking his horn]
Matt Garetty: Okay, buddy.
Steve Montgomery: What you gonna do?
Matt Garetty: What the hell is this guy's problem?
Steve Montgomery: What are you doin'?
Andrew Detmer: Abracadabra.
[Andrew uses his power and accidently sends the truck crashing into the lake]
Steve Montgomery: Woh! Woh! Woh! Andrew!
Matt Garetty: Shit!
Steve Montgomery: What the hell did you just do? Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!
Matt Garetty: Are you crazy?!
Steve Montgomery: Pull down the road. We gotta go down there, right now!
Andrew Detmer: You guys! I'm sorry!


[the three of them go down to the lake where the truck has crashed and overturned]
Matt Garetty: What did you do? Why did you do that?
Andrew Detmer: I...I didn't mean to! I didn't...!
Matt Garetty: What the hell is wrong with you?! Look at this!
Andrew Detmer: Will you just calm down!
Matt Garetty: They're probably still in there!
Andrew Detmer: I'm sorry, okay?
[Andrew uses his power to movie truck slowly out of the water]
Matt Garetty: Andrew! Stop! Stop!
Andrew Detmer: I can help! I can get them out!
Matt Garetty: Stop doing things!
[suddenly Steve dives into the lake and swims towards the overturned truck]
Matt Garetty: Steve! Steve! Steve, be careful! Shit! Shit! Oh, my God! Andrew! Are you kiddin' me?
[Matt dives into the lake and helps Steve pull the truck driver out of the water and Matt calls the police]


[later that night Matt grills Andrew about the accident]
Matt Garetty: Is this a game or something?
Andrew Detmer: I don't understand how you guys can be so angry.
Matt Garetty: You don't understand how we could be angry? Andrew, you...you put somebody in the hospital tonight. Okay? Do you understand that?
[Andrew doesn't reply]
Matt Garetty: Andrew, look at me! You put a guy in the hospital! How do you feel about that? You hurt somebody! We need rules, okay? Rule number one; no using it on living things. Rule number two; you can't use it when you're angry. That's it! Rule number three; I don't think we should be using it in public, or telling anybody about it. Okay?
Andrew Detmer: You can't just declare rules.
Matt Garetty: I will declare rules, when you do something...
Andrew Detmer: You're the one that said nothing matters.
Matt Garetty: I will declare rules. If we're gonna keep going and we're getting stronger, we need rules.
[turning to Steve, who's been quite and pacing around them]
Matt Garetty: We need rules, right?
Steve Montgomery: Matt's right, we need rules.


[in Matt's car as he drives them to meet Steve]
Andrew Detmer: Matt, what did he say?
[Matt doesn't reply]
Andrew Detmer: Are you still mad at me?
Matt Garetty: No, I'm not mad.
Andrew Detmer: Well, you seem mad.
Matt Garetty: I'm not mad, I just...I just think that we need to be more careful now, you know? We can't...we have to think a little bit more. We can't just do things, we have to think first. Okay?
Andrew Detmer: I understand.
Matt Garetty: Okay.


[they arrive at an old mill and spot Steve's car but don't see Steve]
Matt Garetty: Why is Steve out in the boonies?
Andrew Detmer: Where are we?
Matt Garetty: Steve!
Andrew Detmer: His car's right there.
Matt Garetty: Yeah.
[shouts out]
Matt Garetty: Steve, where are you at?
Andrew Detmer: Steve?
[Matt gets a text message from Steve and reads it]
Matt Garetty: Look up.
[they look up and see Steve floating twenty feet above the ground]
Steve Montgomery: Hello, boys!
Matt Garetty: What? What is up?


[as the other two look in shock at Steve floating above them]
Steve Montgomery: Here me out! Here me out!
Matt Garetty: What are you doing?
Steve Montgomery: It's...it's much easier than it looks, I swear. It's much easier than it looks.
Matt Garetty: Oh, my God, dud!


[Steve gives instructions to Matt as he attempts to fly]
Steve Montgomery: Make sure you catch yourself, and don't try and jump.
Matt Garetty: I got it! I got it!
Steve Montgomery: Flip yourself.
Andrew Detmer: Come on, Matt. Come on.
[Matt tries to fly, but is unsuccessful and just lands straight onto the dirt on the ground]
Matt Garetty: Oh, shit!
[Steve and Andrew laugh]
Andrew Detmer: Oh, man! In dirt, man.
Matt Garetty: Get behind me, you're in my way.
Andrew Detmer: What do you mean, I was in your way?


[Matt is behind the camera filming Andrew as he learns to fly]
Matt Garetty: Is that your focus face?
Andrew Detmer: Oh, my God, dude! Wooh!
[Andrew starts to float up]
Matt Garetty: Bullshit! Are you kidding me?
Andrew Detmer: Holy crap!
Steve Montgomery: Hold it!
Andrew Detmer: Oh, my God, dude!
Steve Montgomery: Hold it!
Andrew Detmer: I'm doing it!
Matt Garetty: Holy crape, dude!
Andrew Detmer: I am doing it! Aah!
Steve Montgomery: Yeah! You're doing it!
Andrew Detmer: Okay! Wooh!
Matt Garetty: Andrew, don't fart, we'll never find you again.
[Andrew floats up next to Steve]
Andrew Detmer: Steve, stop me! Stop me!
Matt Garetty: Oh, my God!
Steve Montgomery: You are flying!
Matt Garetty: You guys look so cute together. I'm coming up. I'm bringing the camera, okay? Alright.
Andrew Detmer: Alright, how do we get down?


[after the the three are fooling around flying, the three plummet to the ground when an airplane nearly slams into Steve]
Steve Montgomery: We have broken history! I mean, I'm talking about since the caveman time! Uh...uh...or the Egyptians! The Wright brothers!
[Steve pulls in Matt in front of the camera]
Steve Montgomery: Come here! Come here! Get in here! Get in here! Say it, 'I can fly.'
Matt Garetty: I can fly.
Steve Montgomery: I can fly!
Andrew Detmer: Oh, come on.
Steve Montgomery: Come on, stay it with your chest.
Matt Garetty: I can fly!
Andrew Detmer: Say it, Matt!
[Steve and Matt both shout loud]
Steve Montgomery: I can fly!
Matt Garetty: I can fly! I can fly!


[fooling around at Steve's place]
Matt Garetty: I tried to save you, man! Andrew was just quicker.
Steve Montgomery: How does that go again?
Andrew Detmer: You almost died!
Steve Montgomery: Oh, please.


[referring to Steve's girlfriend]
Matt Garetty: How does she not notice though?
Steve Montgomery: I mean, come on. Let's be serious guys. She definitely noticed that it's gotten better. You just gotta be, you know?
Matt Garetty: Yeah?
Steve Montgomery: You gotta be...you gotta be subtle.
Andrew Detmer: Woh, that is so cool!
Matt Garetty: Dude, I haven't had sex since summer.
Andrew Detmer: I haven't had sex since ever!
Matt Garetty: Oh, really?
Steve Montgomery: That is completely unacceptable. How are you guys so cool? How are you guys so cool, man?
Matt Garetty: Liquid Nitrogen.
[they all laugh]


[as they all fall asleep, Andrew's camera floats up]
Matt Garetty: Hey, guys? Guys? You guys up?
Andrew Detmer: Yeah.
Matt Garetty: I um...today was like, it was like...I think the best day of my life. Like, I mean, I'm...I'm thinking about it and I can't...I can't think of any day that I liked better than today. You know? I really...I think it was.
Andrew Detmer: Yeah.
Steve Montgomery: Unanimous.
Andrew Detmer: Yes.
Matt Garetty: Okay.


[the three are studying in the school library]
Steve Montgomery: Okay. Check this out, right? Say what you want, but I'm thinking about booking at Malibu for the weekend. What's up with that?
Matt Garetty: Seriously?
Andrew Detmer: Well we could do it. I mean, I was thinking of the same thing, except I've always wanted to go to Tibet.
Matt Garetty: Why Tibet?
Steve Montgomery: Tibet?
Andrew Detmer: Yeah. I don't know, it...it seems really beautiful, you know? With all the like...
[Matt starts doing the Tibetan chant loudly and Andrew tries to stop him by putting his hand over his mouth]


[referring to Tibet]
Andrew Detmer: The monuments and mountains, you know? I don't know. And the...the monks have achieved such a high level of enlightenment that they can like, they can like float and shit, you know? So we could fit right in.
Matt Garetty: We could really mess with their heads as well.
[Steve and Matt laugh]
Andrew Detmer: Yeah. But like, seriously, okay? I think we should go. It would be really cool. Peaceful.
Matt Garetty: No, I think it's a really good idea. I actually would like to go. I'm down. Are you down, Steve?
Steve Montgomery: Well, I...I don't know, man. There's no bikini's in Tibet, so I don't know if I'm down for that.


[as they sit on top of a building and Andrew is controlling the camera by using his power]
Steve Montgomery: Dude, when did you start doing this? Like since when?
Andrew Detmer: What, with the camera?
Steve Montgomery: Yes, with the camera.
Andrew Detmer: Um...I don't know. It's been little while, I guess.
Steve Montgomery: See, Oh my... I can't do that. I can't do stuff that requires finesse. I tried to type my name out yesterday and I cracked my keyboard in half.
Andrew Detmer: No, dude. It's really easy. You just, okay, you think that you're holding it.


Andrew Detmer: See it's different, cause you've always had friends. And...and people wanna talk to you and be around you. I never had any of that. I mean, before this, I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin. We were close when we were little. But, I don't know, in high school everything changed.
Steve Montgomery: You know, I've been meaning to ask you. Winter break is coming up, you should go to talent show with me.
Andrew Detmer: No way.
Steve Montgomery: Why not? It'll be good for you to get out there, you know? Meet some people. Meet some girls.
Andrew Detmer: No. No. It's just not...
Steve Montgomery: What?
Andrew Detmer: Look, I'm just really shy. Okay? And I don't...I mean, I don't even really have any talents, so?
Steve Montgomery: What are you talking about? You don't have talent? You have talent. You've got talent.
[Steve looks at the camera which Andrew controlling by using his powers]
Andrew Detmer: Oh, dude. No way!

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