[Andrew films Steve as he drives him home] Steve Montgomery: New camera's working out for you, it's good? Andrew Detmer: Yeah, it's pretty cool Steve Montgomery: Yeah, it's smaller, doesn't shoot on tape. Andrew Detmer: No, it just like records right onto the camera. You know, I just wanna record all this stuff that we can don. You know? Steve Montgomery: Yeah, but it's like all the time. You don't feel like it's a little weird? Like it puts a barrier between you and everything else? Andrew Detmer: Uh...I don't know. Maybe I wanna be.
Steve Montgomery: So, like, what's up with your dad? What's his story? What does he do? Andrew Detmer: Um...my dad's a firefighter. Steve Montgomery: Okay, that's cool. Ah, man, that must have been awesome! Andrew Detmer: Yeah, he...he was, I guess. Steve Montgomery: What happened? Andrew Detmer: Uh...I don't know. He...he didn't die or anything. He just...he got injured on the job and now he um...he collects the insurance, you know? Um...so he doesn't really do anything. He just...he um...he'll go out during the day, but I don't know where he goes. Uh...he drinks a lot, I know that much.
[Andrew is on a day out with his sick mother, she takes the camera and films Andrew] Karen Detmer: Is it on? Andrew Detmer: Yep. Yeah, you got it. Karen Detmer: I wanna remember you like this. Andrew Detmer: Oh, mom. Karen Detmer: You're stronger than this. Can you say that for me? Please? Andrew Detmer: I'm stronger than this.
[Andrew is filming Matt as he uses his telekinesis power to throw a rock into the river] Steve Montgomery: Oh, nice. Matt Garetty: Alright. Here, watch this. [using his power he throws another rock into the water] Steve Montgomery: Weak. Andrew Detmer: Hey, Matt. Matt Garetty: Yeah? Andrew Detmer: Do you like me? Matt Garetty: Um...yeah, of course. I mean, you know, I...I didn't...I mean, I didn't always. Andrew Detmer: What do you mean? Matt Garetty: I don't know. You haven't...you haven't always been super easy to talk to, you know? I mean, I'm not saying that you...you're not now. I'm just... Andrew Detmer: You're such an asshole. Matt Garetty: That's what I'm talking about, dude. You're hostile, see?
Andrew Detmer: Hey, Matt. Matt Garetty: Yeah? [referring to their newly found powers] Andrew Detmer: Do you ever think about, like, doing more with it? Matt Garetty: What with this? Not really. Why? What else is there?
[Steve is reading the meaning of telekinesis from his cell phone] Steve Montgomery: Telekinesis. Matt Garetty: Yes, do tell. Steve Montgomery: The ability to move, lift, vibrate... [Matt and Steve laugh] Steve Montgomery: That's my favorite. [Steve continues to read the description of telekinesis] Steve Montgomery: Spin, bend, break or impact objects through the direct influence of mental power or other non-physical means. Andrew Detmer: Sounds familiar. Matt Garetty: It does sound familiar. Steve Montgomery: Very familiar.
[footage shows them on the bleachers at the football field discussing their powers] Matt Garetty: This is my theory though, is that it's like a muscle. Like it's elastic, if you stretch it too far too quick, it'll tare. That's why I think we're getting stronger, you know? Cause we're working it out. Getting buff. Steve Montgomery: Buff. How about this for a workout? [Steve holds a tube of potato chips and uses his power to lift the chips one by one into his mouth] Matt Garetty: Oh, shit! That was awesome. [Steve burps] Matt Garetty: Classy. Steve Montgomery: Mmhmm. Attractive. Andrew Detmer: I think it's time we took this out of the backyard.
[after Andrew tries to stab Matt with a fork and the fork just gets bent when it hits Matt] Andrew Detmer: Just pretend that there's a barrier over your hand, alright? And then when things are gonna hit you, as long as you're ready, they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
[the three are standing in the parking lot of a toy store] Steve Montgomery: That is disgusting. Matt Garetty: But do you guys share cups in the team? Steve Montgomery: No, we don't share cups. You see that car though? The red one. Matt Garetty: Yeah. [referring to the Matt's failed attempt to pull the gum out of the a shopper's mouth] Steve Montgomery: Alright. The gum was cool, alright? You tried. It was a failed attempt though. Watch this. Matt Garetty: What are you doing? Steve Montgomery: Watch. Matt Garetty: Go. Go. Go. [Steve stands closer to the red car and using his power he moves the car around the parking lot and parks it in a different spot] Matt Garetty: What? Oh, no way! Holy shit! Dude!
[footage of them returning home from the store with Matt driving] Matt Garetty: How did nobody see that? It was out in the open. Andrew Detmer: Her face! I cannot get her face out of my mind! Steve Montgomery: That was awesome! Man, this give me so many ideas for stuff that we can do.
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[Andrew films Steve as he drives him home]
Steve Montgomery: New camera's working out for you, it's good?
Andrew Detmer: Yeah, it's pretty cool
Steve Montgomery: Yeah, it's smaller, doesn't shoot on tape.
Andrew Detmer: No, it just like records right onto the camera. You know, I just wanna record all this stuff that we can don. You know?
Steve Montgomery: Yeah, but it's like all the time. You don't feel like it's a little weird? Like it puts a barrier between you and everything else?
Andrew Detmer: Uh...I don't know. Maybe I wanna be.
Steve Montgomery: So, like, what's up with your dad? What's his story? What does he do?
Andrew Detmer: Um...my dad's a firefighter.
Steve Montgomery: Okay, that's cool. Ah, man, that must have been awesome!
Andrew Detmer: Yeah, he...he was, I guess.
Steve Montgomery: What happened?
Andrew Detmer: Uh...I don't know. He...he didn't die or anything. He just...he got injured on the job and now he um...he collects the insurance, you know? Um...so he doesn't really do anything. He just...he um...he'll go out during the day, but I don't know where he goes. Uh...he drinks a lot, I know that much.
[Andrew is on a day out with his sick mother, she takes the camera and films Andrew]
Karen Detmer: Is it on?
Andrew Detmer: Yep. Yeah, you got it.
Karen Detmer: I wanna remember you like this.
Andrew Detmer: Oh, mom.
Karen Detmer: You're stronger than this. Can you say that for me? Please?
Andrew Detmer: I'm stronger than this.
[Andrew is filming Matt as he uses his telekinesis power to throw a rock into the river]
Steve Montgomery: Oh, nice.
Matt Garetty: Alright. Here, watch this.
[using his power he throws another rock into the water]
Steve Montgomery: Weak.
Andrew Detmer: Hey, Matt.
Matt Garetty: Yeah?
Andrew Detmer: Do you like me?
Matt Garetty: Um...yeah, of course. I mean, you know, I...I didn't...I mean, I didn't always.
Andrew Detmer: What do you mean?
Matt Garetty: I don't know. You haven't...you haven't always been super easy to talk to, you know? I mean, I'm not saying that you...you're not now. I'm just...
Andrew Detmer: You're such an asshole.
Matt Garetty: That's what I'm talking about, dude. You're hostile, see?
Andrew Detmer: Hey, Matt.
Matt Garetty: Yeah?
[referring to their newly found powers]
Andrew Detmer: Do you ever think about, like, doing more with it?
Matt Garetty: What with this? Not really. Why? What else is there?
[Steve is reading the meaning of telekinesis from his cell phone]
Steve Montgomery: Telekinesis.
Matt Garetty: Yes, do tell.
Steve Montgomery: The ability to move, lift, vibrate...
[Matt and Steve laugh]
Steve Montgomery: That's my favorite.
[Steve continues to read the description of telekinesis]
Steve Montgomery: Spin, bend, break or impact objects through the direct influence of mental power or other non-physical means.
Andrew Detmer: Sounds familiar.
Matt Garetty: It does sound familiar.
Steve Montgomery: Very familiar.
[footage shows them on the bleachers at the football field discussing their powers]
Matt Garetty: This is my theory though, is that it's like a muscle. Like it's elastic, if you stretch it too far too quick, it'll tare. That's why I think we're getting stronger, you know? Cause we're working it out. Getting buff.
Steve Montgomery: Buff. How about this for a workout?
[Steve holds a tube of potato chips and uses his power to lift the chips one by one into his mouth]
Matt Garetty: Oh, shit! That was awesome.
[Steve burps]
Matt Garetty: Classy.
Steve Montgomery: Mmhmm. Attractive.
Andrew Detmer: I think it's time we took this out of the backyard.
[after Andrew tries to stab Matt with a fork and the fork just gets bent when it hits Matt]
Andrew Detmer: Just pretend that there's a barrier over your hand, alright? And then when things are gonna hit you, as long as you're ready, they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
[the three are standing in the parking lot of a toy store]
Steve Montgomery: That is disgusting.
Matt Garetty: But do you guys share cups in the team?
Steve Montgomery: No, we don't share cups. You see that car though? The red one.
Matt Garetty: Yeah.
[referring to the Matt's failed attempt to pull the gum out of the a shopper's mouth]
Steve Montgomery: Alright. The gum was cool, alright? You tried. It was a failed attempt though. Watch this.
Matt Garetty: What are you doing?
Steve Montgomery: Watch.
Matt Garetty: Go. Go. Go.
[Steve stands closer to the red car and using his power he moves the car around the parking lot and parks it in a different spot]
Matt Garetty: What? Oh, no way! Holy shit! Dude!
[footage of them returning home from the store with Matt driving]
Matt Garetty: How did nobody see that? It was out in the open.
Andrew Detmer: Her face! I cannot get her face out of my mind!
Steve Montgomery: That was awesome! Man, this give me so many ideas for stuff that we can do.