badgerms: (✗but i pray there ain't no hell)
Merriell "Snafu" Shelton ([personal profile] badgerms) wrote in [community profile] musetrash 2014-10-22 12:58 pm (UTC)

Peleliu Hills

1100? Ack Ack just gave us the fuckin' mornin' off!

--

(Any of you guys got a Jap sword or flag? I'll pay good money for it. Or a Jap bayonet? Any kinda Jap weapon, I'll take it.

Sure. I keep them in my ass. Reach up, grab what you want.

Seriously. I gotta get me a Jap sword. I can't go home from the war empty-handed.

I can arrange for a Purple Heart.)

Ain't nobody goin' home.

--

What was that? What happened?

(What the fuck is going on out there?

I dunno.

Who the hell was that?

Two Japs, I think. One ran down the road, the other jumped in Packer's foxhole.)

--

(What kind of guy gets out of his hole at night without sounding off?)

The kind with two Japs up his ass.

(Just one.)

Leyden knows what it's like to have a Jap up his ass.

(Fuck off.

Can it, Bill.)

--

(Burgie. Burgie. Japs in the bunker.

First platoon cleared it with grenades. They must've checked.

No. Listen.

Wake up, Sledge.

Burgie, I'm sure. They're in there.

Son of a bitch! Sledgehammer, check that side!)

Sledgehammer, Burgie, up here!

(Keep 'em bottled up til I come back!)

--

Die, you Jap fuck! Fuckin' die! Fuckin' die!

--

(Look at the gold teeth on this one!) [some other guy digging in a wounded Japanese soldier's mouth with a knife]

(Christ, put him out of his misery!

Fuck off!)

[Snaf comes over and executes him] Makes it easier.

--

Bullshit. The McCullock boosted my old man's Mercury V8 40%.

(It only adds four PSI, Snaf.)

You get better torque, you know that.

(Yeah, well, you run that thing for a while and it'll get noisy.)

So?

(How you doing, boys?)

Skipper.

(Gunny made some coffee if anyone wants some. It's actually pretty good.)

Burgie here says superchargers are worthless. Whatchu think, Skipper?

(Out here, I'd have to agree with him.)

--

Oh, fuck!

(Fall back.)

Let's go! Let's go, let's go!

--

(What the fuck is the matter with you? Why'd you take so long to shoot him?

Damn, Jay. If it ain't coming out your mouth, it's coming out your ass.)

Look like you were in a sack race, Jay. [mimics the pants-around-his-thighs run]

(Aw, shit. I shit myself.

[laughter] No kidding!

Fuck. I fucking shit myself. [even more laughter] You guys are fucking nuts.

Go back and get yourself some new dungarees, Jay.

It's all over my hands.)

You left a trail, boy. They're gonna find us now.

--

What you doin', Sledgehammer?

(Thought I'd bag me some Jap gold.)

You don't wanna do that.

(Why not? I saw you do it.)

Don't. You shouldn't do it. Germs. Doc Caswell says all these dead Nips has germs.

(Germs.)

Bad germs. Diseases that'd make you sick.

(Bad germs. ... Well, is it alright with you if I cut out his insignia then?)

No danger in that I know of.

(Yeah? That pass muster with you?)

[Snaf swallows but doesn't protest, Sledge cuts out the insignia, everything is kind of awkward and awful :c but Sledge didn't pry out anyone's teeth so ???]

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